Thursday, March 18, 2010

Lecture Notes-Incomplete.....

Here s a collection of all i ve been doin in the lectures at the esteemed IIT-D.
Some of the works have contributions from my famed class mates...
I ll introduce them as n when their inputs appear......
Most of them are incomplete, coz u know luckily the lecture ends...
Would really appreciate u coming forwars to complete them..


EK RAAT(Started and completed in the CON MAN class.An Achievement)
Ek Raat ko,kaali raat ko;
uski laat boli meri laat ko....
Chal aa gedi maarein,
Lele haath mein mere haath ko....
Meri taangein mere haath,
chal die uske saath saath.
Bahar pahunche to kya dekha nazaara,
Jahan thi sadak wahahn nadi ka kinara.
Usme bache mut rahe the,
Kuch chor kisi ko lut rahe the..
Ik ladki sutta mar rahi thi,
Sach jhuth se haar rahi thi....
Ik laash nadi mein tair rahi thi,
Ik billi gadi mein kar sair rahi thi....
Ik jhpdi mein ik church bana tha,
ik haveli mein tabaif naach rahi thi...
Kuch bhukhe bache cheekh rahe the,
Kuch kitna khana fenk rahe the...
Ik bandar madari ko nacha raha tha,
Ik dholak aadmi ko baja raha tha...
Itna sab kuch dekh ke hum tum,
duniya ke rangon mein ho gaye gum.....
Usne bola chalte hain age,
Kya yahi dekhne ko the hum jaage...
Tham ke uske haath se haath,
age badhe hum sang le raat....
Ghani si raat thi,bus chuppi saath thi,
bus ik uski nazrein thi jo mujhse karti baat thi....
Taaron ki chaaon mein,
ik soone gaon mein.
Barfili choti pe,
Sar rakh meri godi mein...
Un aankhon ne baatein ki shuru,
Bus kho gaye hum to un aankhon mein guru....
Kabhi kahti hum se pyaar hai,
kabhi kahti tum se naraaz yaar hai....
kabhi nam ho ke judaai ka ehsaas dilati,
Kabhi sharma ke wafa ka izhaar kar jaati....
Kabhi chamakti un mein bachpan ki hansi,
kabhi ladkhaati jaise jawaan hui kali....
( lecture ended :) )
EEEEE lectrical:)
This is solely dedicated to our sir.....
He s tried his best,but i honestly don know a single thing:)
Do u have the powers,
to kill two hours...
Bear this man,
excruciating pain....
Try all u can,
This lecture wont end...
What the hell is he saying,
I don get a f****** thing...
Why is electrical a mystery,
Wish it 'ld become history...
How do motors run,
Y do transformers burn...
So much said so far,
AC current is too hard... ( Deepak)
He thinks v r idiots and v take the blame,
He laughs at us and v do the same....
Some are sleeping,some are stunned,
electricity has struck and v don have a relief fund...
V stare at him,our eyes begging mercy,
He slaughters us every day still there s no blood on his jersey....
guys bear with this all because,
tough times donot last long but tough people do....( Javed)
Sometimes i wonder what to him did life do,
Do his children hit him,or till day he s not had any one to screw....
Its at moments like this that i feel,
When life would end would i ve struck a good deal...
When old like him,would i be out enjoying my days,
or would i be like him,making students commit suicide in numerous ways....
Why are nt v allowed to sleep in the last,
Or rather y do v ve to go to the class...
(To be continued)
I

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